How To Tell If You Are In A Bad Neighborhood In Seattle.
1. Does it look like the movie “Wendy and Lucy”? 2. Go rent it. It was good. 3. See that part where she’s talking to the dude about Alaskan canneries? 4. See that part where she’s in line at the can machines? 5. See that part where the crazy dude shows up in the woods? 6. Well, does it look like that? 7. Are stupid dudes with dreadlock beards and six backpacks and septum piercings letting their dogs smell you? 8. Run away!
